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August 23, 2003 � 4:23 p.m.

OK FOLKS!!

Here are the cast of players with main roles in the story known as "Stoli Soaked Sestinas" aka my life.

Jenny-My best friend, the lovliest lesbian in the world...and I'd be lost without her.

Cowboy-Ahhh...the reason why we're here. He was/is the love of my life. He is my ex-fiance' that broke my heart and wrecked my life. I talk to him a lot here, but he never hears me, which is a good thing. I would like to retain some minute sense of dignity.

Swiz-My first adult crush. We sorta have some kind of affair going on if we could figure out what the hell is going on and what we really want. Have known and been in love with him since '98.

Ric-Ex co-woker. He is a married man that I had a pseudo affair with a few years ago. We never really got to actually do the deed, but we are constantly dancing around the subject.

Relly-Friend of mine. Constantly locked up or in trouble. Claims to have "feelings" for me, but they only seem to surface when I'm with someone else. He is a fantastic father to my god daughter, Asia.

Jack-Co-worker. Best friend and nemesis. I love him to death.

Bunny-Co-worker. Sweet as blackberry pie smothered in maple syrup and sprinkled with sugar. She is such a girl.

Satan-Ex-co-worker and best friend a gal could ask for. Also my secret crush that isn't so secret because he knows. I love Satan!!

Monkey-My boss...and my friend...sometimes. Only person I know lonelier than me. He's always been a nice guy to me.

Darryl-My brother, the oldest of my two younger brothers. He is a bouncer at a bar and also in the the national guard and a straight playa playa!!

Charlie-My youngest brother that is currently searching for his place in life.

Mom-Well...my mom. My idol and my weakness...oh how I love her.

Dad-My step father. He is in a wheelchair. He takes care of us and treats me and my bros like we are his own.

Sperm Donor-My birth father, the dickhead.

Adam-My first love. Never really got over him. Not really in my life anymore, but always in my thoughts and prayers.

Blue-My girl. Adam's sister. Currently at job core.

Stalker or James-My ex before Cowboy. A psycho dope feind that will NOT leave me alone.

Asia-My beautiful god daughter

Henry-My notorious god son who is currently missing in action.

Dia-Cowboy's adopted daughter through his relationship with Das Bitch. He raised her from when she 3 months old and from his veiw (and mine) she is HIS daughter. She is actually the main reason I fell in love with him. He loves his her like water.

Das Bitch-Cowboy's girlfriend before me that totally fucked him up in the head and basically tried every possible chance she got to ruin our relationship. When you think of everything you could possibly hate about a woman...all the stereotypical bullshit frames we get cramed in...she is the epitome of all things evil. I don't say that because of what she did to Cowboy, but because there isn't ONE redeeming quality about her...except Dia and everything good in Dia is from Cowboy. That's fucking pathetic.

Leenie-My girlfriend. My party partner. I love her like water.

Anyone else that will pop up will more than likely not be important. These are all of the people that mean anything to me.