the trials of satan's concubine
October 21, 2003 � 3:15 p.m.

First Entry Today

{{{First...a side note to the one that emailed me concerned about my preoccupation with Satan-----

No, I do not worship Satan, at least not in the biblical sense. My Satan, if you read my cast page over there--->, is an ex coworker of mine that I nick named Satan because he is a short, stocky, sometimes quick tempered, devious, curiously sexy, raspy voiced, Italian guy with long black hair and a full goatee' that inspires me of what the biblical Satan would look like to me...or at least the duke of the seventh realm of Hell. Now him, yes, I worship. No he does not have horns, hooves, a tail or a pitchfork, but he does have the smoldering rage and tortured voice of a defected (as in giving up citizenship...not broken) Angel.

Thank you for worrying about my soul, though. That was sweet. Next time just pay attention before jumping to conclusions ok? OK!}}}

*Ahem* Anyway...

Cowboy and I apparently have sort of unspoken beef and rivalry going on. The last few times I have had plans with Jenny to go to a movie or do something, he has tried to undercut me and get her to go with him instead.

Now what the fuck kind of petty, pre- school bullshit is that?!?!?!

He tried to get her to go see Underworld, Kill Bill, and some other movie without me...a few days before he knew WE were scheduled to go see it. When we are supposed to do hang out or go out like to the strip club or A.C. or something, he tries to make plans with her the same night.

Example- After "inviting" himself to come to Satan's gig, he then decides he and Jenny should go out with "his" boys first to a dinner and a movie (Kill Bill...which Jenny and I planned to see on Sunday) and then "we" all go to Satan's show.

This was at fucking 7PM and the show was at 10PM in Philly. He knew there wouldn't be any way in hell she would be able to make it to both! He figured she'd be out with them, lose track of the time, and then I'd just be ass out.

What the fuck is his problem? I haven't even seen him or spoke to him in the longest!! What the fuck is up with him suddenly wanting to hang with Jenny...more so than that...hang out with her on days WE are suppose to go out or go to events that WE are supposed to go to together?!?!?

I said before I didn't love him enough to hate him for all that he put me through in our bullshit relationship, and that's true. I stand by that fully.

I just fucking hate him for being the asshole he is in general. I dislike him for the jerk that I have gotten to know since then. I want to sneak into the house while he is sleeping, tie him up, blindfold and gag him, and beat the living shit out of his stupid bitch ass!!!

I hate him, hate him, HATE HIM!!!!!!!!

MUTHA FUCKA!!!

**deep exhale**

So, JENNY AND I went to go see Kill Bill on Sunday, and while I thought it was a freaking stroke of genius the way he blended the anime, video game, and old school kung fu genres together to create one banging ass action flick. I'm sorry...I tend to be the only one that noticed...but was the end scene like something you would see in the game Bushido Blade?

I have played that scene...it's my favorite...trust me...I should know. I damn near bust a nut when that scene started and the music came thumping through the speakers.

I sooooooo have to get the soundtrack...and I soooooooo hated Uma Thurman in that role...anyone else but Uma would have done!! But alas...even with her non-acting ass in the lead, it was a great movie.

A movie that Jenny, by the way, hated with a passion. I forgive her this trespass only because she's never seen old school kung fu flicks and she doesn't watch anime like that, so she has no clue to the hidden genius of the ridiculousness of certain things in the movie.

Silly little Caucasian girl....

We are going to Super Natural Birth Machine's CD release party on Thursday. I want Satan and the bad, bad, guitar man to autograph it for me.

They are going to be famous one day...mark my words...they will be huge one day...

and I will be the lead singer's "favorite friend in the whole world that he calls first whenever anything happens."

***swoon***

Yeah...that will be repeated here a few hundred times so get used to it!!!