WHAT THE...!?!?!
2003-06-27 � 7:58 p.m.

Ok....I'm skipping the preliminaries because I just have to write this here. My friend...whom I have known since diapers...just called me and offered me his sperm and was saying how he needed to find a girlfriend. Mind you, he lives with his girl and their kid. Out of the blue...after years of us playing Hide and Go Get It, he calls me and lets me know, basically, that sex is an option for us if I want it. All I could do is laugh it off and say "Oh really? Well that is definitly an option. Let me know when you're free." And he was like, when are you?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!?!?